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[Malyse]

http://www.wchstv.com/news/features...n-quot-Weather-Issue-Joke-Warrant-86692.shtml

The cold might not bother Disney's Queen Elsa, but it's wreaking enough havoc in Kentucky that a police department announced a joke warrant for the popular "Frozen" character's arrest.

Police in the small, rural town of Harlan posted a Facebook message Wednesday about Elsa.

They wrote: "Suspect is a blonde female last seen wearing a long blue dress and is known to burst into song `Let it Go!' As you can see by the weather she is very dangerous."

Police soon posted another message, telling residents that all kidding aside, they should take the weather seriously and be careful.

A massive system dropped more than a foot of snow in parts of Kentucky. Bitterly cold temperatures moved in Wednesday night and were likely to stay for several days.

 

[strafer]

you had me

 

[Wario64]

Misleading thread title

 

[Mr. Sam]

Cute.

 

[wildfire]

 

[Dennis]

I'd book her.

 

[Mass_Pincup]

I hope they get Raylan Givens on the case.

 

[Sponge]

Well then.

 

[Fury451]

I can attest that rural life is boring.

 

[IronRinn]

I hope they get Raylan Givens on the case.

God damn it, that reference was mine to make. MINE.

 

[Mr-Joker]

Ha ha no man, woman or beast can arrest Queen Elsa. Heck she broke out of jail in the movie.

 

[Zombine]

I thought that this would be about Idina Menzel killing Taye Diggs or something.

 

[Beartruck]

Looks like the sheriff is from weaseltown.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Hey, this is one of my local news stations.

I know Harlan because the strongest weed I had ever smoked came from there. I've only smoked like 20 times in my life total, so I'm sure it's child's play to real stoners... but I swear it took me and even everyday veteran smokers to the moon.

 

[AuthenticM]

God damn it, that reference was mine to make. MINE.

I don't get the Raylan Givens jokes. Could you explain ?

 

[tokkun]

I don't get the Raylan Givens jokes. Could you explain ?

The town of Harlan is heavily featured in the TV show Justified.

 

[marrec]

I like how they came back to facebook and were like "all kidding aside, fuck this shit foreverrrrrR".

 

[bengraven]

Well, how many elderly or children died during her day away from the throne due to freezing? How many people lost fingers or limbs due to hypothermia?

She tried to kill a man she had already subdued.

She attacked her sister with a slow-acting "poison" and had she had her way and never reconciled, her sister would have died and it would have been murder.

The cops have it right. Would YOU want your daughter having her as a role model?

 

[Dishwalla]

Cartoon character or no, this cold shit fucking bites. Needs to warm the fuck back up soon.

 

[AuthenticM]

The town of Harlan is heavily featured in the TV show Justified.

Ah, wow. I did not know it was a real town. Thanks.

 

[Malyse]

Cartoon character or no, this cold shit fucking bites. Needs to warm the fuck back up soon.

9 degrees in Virginia.

 

[Dishwalla]

9 degrees in Virginia.

That's where I am, it says it feels like -4. It has no business being this cold here.

 

[archangelmorph]

Nice to see the US police find something productive to do during the bad weather.

They could all use a bit reputational repair, what with all the crazy death-by-cop murders of late, and a bit of light humour helps people to better identify with them as humans as opposed to blood-thirsty animal-crazy-people...

Let's just hope they keep it up once the weather moves on and they can get back onto the streets again..

 

[T.M. MacReady]

Fugitive ice queen? Anyone else getting a Marshall Stiffy from this case?

 

[Fuu]

Was sort of shook because I thought this would be about Idina Menzel.

 

[Carcetti]

Well, how many elderly or children died during her day away from the throne due to freezing? How many people lost fingers or limbs due to hypothermia?

She tried to kill a man she had already subdued.

She attacked her sister with a slow-acting "poison" and had she had her way and never reconciled, her sister would have died and it would have been murder.

The cops have it right. Would YOU want your daughter having her as a role model?

It was self defense. She was clearly attacked in her own castle, so the Castle Doctrine applies. She's also a job creator, as many snow shovelers would've starved without the supernatural winter she created. People freezing should've prepared better, as they clearly live in a magical kingdom where bouts of magical weather are to be expected. Also, Anna stepped towards her very aggressively so she was justified in her use of deadly ice magic.

 

[Szu]

 

[UnluckyKate]

I hope they get Raylan Givens on the case.

Thouht the same

 

[Megalosaro]

Her hair clips her shoulder.

 

[Ceres]

A foot of snow? Let me get my violin.

*2nd coldest location in the country represent*

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Her hair clips her shoulder.

Fuck it all.

 

[HabeeNo]

Her hair clips her shoulder.

cant unsee now lol

 

[Shaanyboi]

Not bad...

 

[ffdgh]

Her hair clips her shoulder.

That's different. Can't unsee lol.

 

[Malyse]

Her hair clips her shoulder.

Fuck it all.

cant unsee now lol

That's different. Can't unsee lol.

Here:

 

[Choomp]

She stole everyone's money! Hope they get her

 

[BronsonLee]

Her hair clips her shoulder.

No, not again! You son of a bitch

 

[Wiktor]

She will never leave Harlan alive.

 

[Priz]

She will never leave Harlan alive.

why? Is she hiding out in Noble's Holler under Limehouses protection?

 

[quesalupa]

This will not end well.

 

[Plywood]

I had windchill numb several different parts of my body yesterday, it was indeed a fuck it all time.

 

[daveo42]

I was expecting an actual crime and warrant for someone claiming to be Elsa. Being from Kentucky doesn't help matters either.

Glad it was a joke about the weather, which has been more bitter than I think we are use to.

 

[Funky Papa]

Nice to see Justi-GAF already taking care of business.